emma was flapjacking last night.
by ashannah March 03, 2010
when somebody cooks up a fresh batch of hot steaming pancakes, coats them thoroughly with a layer of rich golden syrup, and then proceeds to firmly smack them on the exposed butt cheeks of an unsuspecting victim
dude were you flapjacking last night because i got flapjacked so hard that the aunt jemima waxed my butt hair
by dark crystal March 11, 2011
by Copie Boy November 06, 2002
Flapjacks are the condition of a woman having flat sagging breasts, like flapjacks. The type a crack whore would have.
by Rocco1 December 07, 2003
A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.
Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.
by crankbait July 27, 2012
by jjstl April 27, 2010
by Krudler123 September 03, 2012