flapjacked

befuddled, pwned

u just got flapjacked

by sam_0123 December 17, 2008

Flapjacked

A variation on a pwn created at tl/fwi forum which constitutes the ownage or pwn of a poster who has been gotten to

That wasnt just pwnage, he's been flapjacked!

by =ID= July 8, 2009

Flapjacked

The act of putting ones pussy lips on anothers forehead

Man she got so loose that she flapjacked me.

by DamioNIN October 21, 2013

flapjacked

When your're wiping your ass, and you check the paper to see if you're clean. It's look clean but a flap of the toilet paper folded over the poop. So you get up and go about your day thinking you're clean. Then you get home and see that your underwear is ruined. You got jacked by the flap. You got flapjacked.

*taking off clothes after a long day* *sees stain in underwear* Oh man! I must have gotten flapjacked.

by SpartanCinema March 25, 2016

Flapjacked

For a male to place his testicles on another person would be called " teabagged". Being" FLAPJACKED" would be a female placing her vaginal lips on another person.

Oh my god I passed out last night and one of my girlfriends "flapjacked " me while I was asleep.!

by Christo357_1369 September 11, 2019

Flapjacked

The state of being both fat and muscular

That man is flapjacked

by Twistamoneus December 13, 2020

Viet Cong Flapjacked

Whenever you're walking underneath a canopy of tree's and an Asian man jumps from a hidden limb, lands on top of u, then takes a massive dump on your neck, right before he cuts your head off.

My brother was jogging on a trail, in the state park, when he got Viet Cong Flapjacked while training for a 20k Ironman course in North Korea!!

by Seezar Sewickley November 28, 2017