Facebag

You can type Facebag on a qwerty flavoured keyboard with only one hand.

"facebag"
"see I did it"

by Jeeves_Tellin_you_wat_ June 3, 2009

Facebag

The service Facebag is largely comparable to other social networking sites. Facebag claims to be one of the biggest social networks in the Balkans, Africa, and Mongolia, with reportedly about ten million members as of April 2006, mostly in the German-speaking countries of Germany, Switzerland and Austria. Currently, Facebag survives entirely on donated funds and venture capitalists, such as Persian celebrity Reva Hooman Anousheh.

Facebag sections feature topics that are pertinent to gentlemen, and of course, ladies. The sections include:

* Fashion & Lifestyle

* Fine Living

* Cars

* Health & Sports

* Dating & Love

* Car Reviews

* Sexuality

* Women

* Men

* Power & Money

* Entertainment

* Gaming

* Ladies

* Amateur hypnotism

* Poker

* Joke of the Day

* Sexy Male Official of the Day

* Cool Site of the Day

* ??????

* Profit

Contrary to popular belief implemented through a plethora of overblown media hype, Facebag does not have a under-the-table deal with networks of sweater vest enthusiasts needing servers to share photographic content of their investments.

Facebag is currently down, but expecting redeployment in the future.

"Facebag is just awesome."

"Good girls don't say no .... to Facebag"

by marina69 May 29, 2009

Facelagging

When someone on Facebook comments on a picture or status update well after the thread has long been considered dead, buried, and put to sleep. Facelaggingers are easily spotted by total disregard of conventional time or space constraints. Birthdays from 5 years ago, "Happy bday!" Girlfriend you already broke up with, "cute picture!" Trip you went on in college, with you now married with kids, "OMG you were in Italy!? call me."

Facebaiters often are facelaggers, but they are two very distinct disorders of the social mind.

Amy just pulled some serious facelagging on my high school graduation picture, did she just get back from the future with Marty Mcfly?

by DrSm00th November 12, 2010

facetographer

A facetographer is someone who is under the false delusion that because they spent several hundred (sometimes thousands) dollars on DSLR camera of which they do not know how to use properly or refuse to learn properly, that they can take professional quality pictures. These people tend to start a 'photography company' page on facebook and convince people to pay them money to shoot horrible photography for ignorant and stupid customers. The typical facetographer usually reaches full denial mode when an actual professional photographer informs them of their complete lack of skill. They will go on a rant to that professional about how their photography is 'raw'.

Male Facetographers will typically claim that they are professionals in order to use naive girls in order to take racy pictures of them in an attempt to get laid. Female facetographers tend to believe that their use of facebook photo editing apps like 'Piknik' qualifies them to charge people to take their wedding pictures. AVOID FACETOGRAPHERS AT ALL COSTS.

This guy Louis on my friends list keeps posting all his horrible 'professional' photography. He's such a facetographer.

by Arealphotographer April 16, 2011

facecag

When a girl has a nice body but her face cags it

Robert: Melanie has a nice body.

Joshua: Yeah but have you seen her face? Total facecag.

by dilw nebur September 22, 2014

facetatt rap

Facetatt rap is a music genre which originated in the early 2000s when gangsta rap was "enhanced" by autotune technologies. As the name suggests, many of the facetatt rappers who create this garbage have made the terrible decision to add tattoos to their faces. Examples of it's early success include the works of Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, Wiz Khalifa, and Gucci Mane. Over time, gangsta rap has eroded/evolved into this new form where it is no longer about the weed and money; with rappers of this genre doing it instead solely for the bitches and blunts. See: DRAM, TYGA, Lil Yachty, and nearly every "rapper" at your local music festival. Many people born before 1995 find this to be a sad development given that these Facetatt rappers are mostly untalented, weak ass bitches who just mumble into a microphone and let the sound guys figure it out. Note: counterintuitively, it is not necessarily required for one to have a face tattoo to be a facetatt rapper. For equally shitty culture, see Dirty Beats and Black Chyna syndrome

Man, I wish they would put on some Luda instead of this facetatt rap. I don't even know if this guy knows where he is and he sounds like he's half asleep. What a jackass!

by CoolGuy6942069 January 9, 2019

Facebag

Facebag is a free-access social networking website that is operated and privately owned by Facebag, Inc. Users are unable to join networks organized by city, workplace, school, and region to connect and interact with other people. People cannot add friends and send them messages, or update their personal profiles to notify friends about themselves. The website's name refers to a well known phenomenon occurring when an internet server achieves totality in the event of a plethora of chavs uploading pictures of themselves, they bros, and they bitches, creating a toxic mess on the internets (citation needed). Due to the immense interest Facebag developed in the Web 2.0 community, a myriad of spin-off sites initialized including the well known social networking websites Facebook and Twitter.

Facebag has met with some controversy over the past few years. It has been blocked intermittently in several countries including Suriname and Estonia, although Estonia later unblocked Facebag in 2009.

The patent on Facebag's infamous "Got 2 Get That Honey-Bunny Booty" application is currently pending in Australia and New Zealand.

"I love Facebag, I love women, I love drinking, I love Facebag"

by Takalua69 June 2, 2009