fool's errand

Sent to or set out on a task which ultimately has no purpose or likelihood of success.
Discovering as much.

"Damn, we drove all the way to Jackies place only to find she'd gone down to ours!"

by Container October 12, 2003

errands

A term used to tell your buddies what's goin down, without telling them the entire story, which will be described in detail at a later date.

"Hey Garrett, where did you run off to before class today? You were like 30 minutes late and the teacher got pissed...."

"I just had to run some errands"

"I see.....i hope you made sure that cute clerk at Vons properly bag your polish sausage"

by cali_blake December 31, 2007

Errand shirt

A shirt worn to give the appearance of being older than the wearer actually is. Often used to purchase alcohol, or get into clubs, etc.

Tom: Hey Mike can you get us some beer for the party?
Mike: Sure just let me go get my errand shirt.

by Jake "Hairy" S June 28, 2008

e-errand

Running errands online, such as shopping or paying bills.

"I'm heading to the coffee shop for an hour to get online and run some e-errands."

by PeggyKJ January 29, 2012

erazem

erazem is the most beatiful person in this world. he will always try to help you and will go with you through your hard times. his smile makes you happy and you can’t get tired of listening to his voice. he does not like fake people and realizes immediately when you are lying. he is also very talkative. with him you can’t be bored. he is the best person ever existed on earth. he is also hot and good at every sport.

whoever gets erazem in his life should be the luckiest person

by anonymous E.L. May 24, 2019

Errand

Something parents say when they will be gone for a long time.

(ex:They go and hang out with someone for 3 hours and then go to the store for 1 hour)

I'll be back soon hun I have to run an errand!

by Kenxiexo December 19, 2016

Erratas Thicc

Someone who is "Erratas Thicc" is so utterly fucking {thicc} that they become prime targets of computer program for big corporations and the Maui rapist sketch known as Erratas the 299" punisher.

Doja Cat is just Erratas Thicc, my dude.

by Doja Cat is Erratas Thicc November 30, 2019