cumsexual

A fucking idiot

Alex: Hey dad I'm cumsexual.
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*

by MinaTass April 21, 2021

Cumatorium

A woman's snatch, pussy, vajayjay when filled by the cum of multiple male partners, one after the other, in an orgy.

Gary let all his buddies bang the shit out of his girlfriend Mindy. They turned her pussy into a cumatorium before the night was over. She hobbled around sore for a week but loved every minute of it.

by Eaton Holgoode June 22, 2009

cumstain

Although often referred to as a side effect of blowing one's load, this is also an acceptable term for someone who is stupid, lame, a douche bag, or simply a raging tool whom you feel utter disdain for.

Hey, cumstain, why the hell did you eat my sandwich?

by B-Mac! May 23, 2007

Cumstang

A ford mustang with a cummins diesel engine.

My cumstang will spank your civic any day.

by evan350z October 24, 2012

comstrophic

the cool person themself 🦍 they like monke

idk man comstrophic is kinda cool

by notcoms April 10, 2021

This shit cums

When a song sounds good and you want to show how much you like it

Person 1: did you hear this new shrek all star remix, here listen to it!
Person 2: wow, this shit cums

by Nairnia February 4, 2021

Cumstraint

The act of constraining the desire for semen

Tawshaniqua has 23 kids n iz on wellfurr, she needz tuh fin sum cumstraint!

by MuricaWeeg December 11, 2013