Another name for an insanely large penis, whether it is from a male or a female. Used in reference to the size of the Boa constrictor snake, it is often shortened to "Cumstrictor".

1. (Girl to another girl): My boyfriend has a real Boa Cumstrictor between his legs!

2. (Girl to the owner): You cumzticto iz tazty!

Boa Cumstrictor by Yuyu2809 February 21, 2011

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cumscuttle

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.

Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.

cumscuttle by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011

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cumselfie

A picture taken by the person in the photo where they have cum on their face.

Dude 1: "Did you see Jane's cumselfie?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. I love the way the light glistens on the cum dripping off her nose and chin."

cumselfie by JollyJay1971 March 28, 2017

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Cuesta

A last name that angelina, alexa, and miley think is a personality trait

Do you think the Cuestas are thicc?
No they are compressed

Cuesta by ilikebeans1234 October 10, 2019

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