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cumsurfer

The one who surfs on cum after sucking many dicks
Man, Jimmy is such a cumsurfer.
by OrganFapper January 12, 2016
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cumburgler

Similar to a "turdburgler" (e.g. Ted Cruz), the "cumburgler" engages in a sneaky theft of one's vital essence. The secondary meaning is more literal, involving the theft of plastic containers from fertility clinics for the purpose of illicit breeding.
"I feel so drained from being around Maria. She's such a cumburgler!"
by RandyBob May 19, 2021
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cumbur

Cumbur, a person who is usually known for having a r34 obsession. The name coming from wilbur and cum, these two combined together equals Cumbur. They’re a questionable person but they’re also okay
Cumbur is the bff of Mel and Lilly , they never fail to make me sad 😤
Mel: CUMBUR HAS RULE 34 OF THIS CHARACTER
ALREADY IM GONNA CRY
Lilly: Rad dud
by Ted.Org May 1, 2022
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Cumhut

When 2 males standing across from each other with their upright dongs touching to form a hut like structure, and they both finish and let each others cum run down their dongs thus completing the cumhut. Optional: a female may lick the cum off the dongs to make a Cumhut Delight.
Me and Stephen did a cumhut last night.
by Larry Janssen Tide July 22, 2022
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cmhurt

That feeling you get after someone does something sus and you're at the receiving of it.
Damn, Leanne asked me to rhyme some words, but it went sus and now I'm cmhurt
by Hover_360 September 29, 2022
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Man Of Cumture

We know what a man culture is right? This is just the upgraded version
Oh i see! You are a man of cumture too!!!
by Gayestman July 20, 2022
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Cumturnal

The sensation experienced at the peak of sexual excitation, resulting from sexual stimulation at night.
That girl is cumturnal, she can only cum when the sun goes down!
by ihuntmidgets September 26, 2009
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