cockwomble

( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance

Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya he’s a real cockwomble

cockwomble by spiddeer April 4, 2020

cock bomb 

To look at a tv, movie screen, or computer monitor just to be forced to look at a penis or penises.

That bastered told me that he downloaded some hot chics on the computer, but when I looked I realized I was cock bombed.

cock bomb by jon.o December 26, 2009

Cockwomble

An utterly worthless individual

David Cameron is nothing but a cockwomble

Cockwomble by Darmtoerist September 15, 2016

cockwomblingspunkflute 

(noun) A person, more often male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or spouting constant untruths while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance as well as a desperate need to fit in

Stefan is a cockwomblingspunkflute of the highest order!

cockwomblingspunkflute by RectileDysfunktion May 13, 2020

Cockwomble

A man who has sex with multiple woman but not at the same time. They usually have a long term partner & likes to pretend they're happy but really he's sticking his c**k in other women.

Did you hear about Philip? he's been a cockwomble again!
Oh fgs! Why can't he just be faithful to one person.
You know a cockwomble thinks with the wrong head!

Cockwomble by MyWordsAreMyOwn August 30, 2022

Cockwomble

The perfect word to describe Donald Trump.

"Donald Trump really does come out with some proper bollocks."

"The guy is an utter cockwomble."

Cockwomble by Larkham April 18, 2016

Cockwomble

See Justin Trudeau

Justin Trudeau is a cockwombling cockwomble Thundercunt

Cockwomble by Plug1234 March 7, 2022