A small college full of jocks and future gym teachers. If your looking to party, drink, or get raped take a trip to Cortland. For real though, Cortland weekends are of the hook and the parties rival any big school like Syracuse and UCONN.
The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
The girls are hot, reckless, and get fucking hammered on the reg
Hit up 8 monroe, 100 tompkins, or 96 Groton on a friday or saturday night and your guaranteed to not remember the last 5 hours of your night, which probably involved stumbling down to main street and walking into bars like Dark Horse or Stone Lounge.
Oh yeah and class is completely optional
1)
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
Kid 1: yo you lookin to party this weekend?
Kid 2: hell yeah
Kid 1: GET YOUR ASS TO SUNY FUCKIN' CORTLAND!
2)
*kid wakes up on a random lawn
"Yo, where the fuck am i?"
"SUNY Cortland bro!"
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Dr Neo Cortex: Crash, Crash, Crash. Why must you always muck in my mud? Oh look, I have a mask helping me too! We will see which one is more powerful soon enough!
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She is supposed to be, the evil scientist, Dr. Neo Cortex's neice but may be his daughter (In Crash Twinsaity, Nina is kidnapped by evil Crash. Neo: My daughter..err..neice!).
When she first came into he uncle's care she was nice, girly, and had a love or animals. Neo Didn't want her to be good so he made a few modifications. He replaced her hands with spring loaded cybernetic hands so that anything she hugged or squeezed would be crushed. The animals she once loved would run away in fear.
Then Neo sent her away to Madame Amberly's Academy of Evil. Those events drasticly changed her personality.
She went goth and turned evil, but she is rumored to have a soft side and still love animals.
Her apearence is usually includes buck teeth, spiky hair, gothic clothing, and a red tie.
She apears in the following games: Spyro Orange, Crash Twinsanity, Crash Tag Team Racing, Crash of the Titans, and Crash Mind over Mutant.
She is supposed to be, the evil scientist, Dr. Neo Cortex's neice but may be his daughter (In Crash Twinsaity, Nina is kidnapped by evil Crash. Neo: My daughter..err..neice!).
When she first came into he uncle's care she was nice, girly, and had a love or animals. Neo Didn't want her to be good so he made a few modifications. He replaced her hands with spring loaded cybernetic hands so that anything she hugged or squeezed would be crushed. The animals she once loved would run away in fear.
Then Neo sent her away to Madame Amberly's Academy of Evil. Those events drasticly changed her personality.
She went goth and turned evil, but she is rumored to have a soft side and still love animals.
Her apearence is usually includes buck teeth, spiky hair, gothic clothing, and a red tie.
She apears in the following games: Spyro Orange, Crash Twinsanity, Crash Tag Team Racing, Crash of the Titans, and Crash Mind over Mutant.
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