Chan

An asian that is totally hot but can be a real ass clown.

brittany: DAMNNNNN look at that guy!
nancy: Yeah, damn fine... but a total chan.
brittany: what a waste.

by nbb October 25, 2006

chan

a group of vocal critics who, while cacophonous, compose a small minority and are frequently owned; see also corncob; see also own goal

"I'm looking forward to seeing how my chan of committed haters tries to assure each other that my Netflix deal is actually terrible news for my failing career"

"my twitter tl attracted a chan arguing that it's about ethics in game journalism"

by audiospeedwagon December 7, 2017

chan

a bitch ass nigga with ugly ass teeth and he is gay.

chan u are ugly.

by chan is ugly November 25, 2019

Chan

a very handsome, smart, especially good at math and quite. Chan is a person who is richer than anyone, but greedy. He also really athletic and best in sport between friends.

chan is the best

by boomer boys March 3, 2020

Chan

Derogatory term for people who are sensitive tomatos, pathetic, animu-loving or just downright queermos.

Ashley turned into such a whiny chan.

So a bunch of chans hacked my livejournal to post naked photoshops of David Hasselhoff.

by Brianor October 16, 2006

chan

A shortened term for the words Chess LAN. This is a game of chess played over a LAN (two or more computers linked together)

Tim - "Hey man, whats plans 2nite?"

Andy - "Not alot bro, wanna play some Chan?"

by DufGal October 13, 2008

Chan

She is a very, very yellow person!! She's so yellow that if you were in a crowd you could spot her easily! She is also a dog-eater!! She kidnaps dogs and brings them to her home...you should know the rest.

Person: Wow! Look at that crowd!
Person: Wait a minute...who is that?! *they spot a very yellow person*
Person: Oh! I know who it is!! It's Chan!!!

by xXXxSajid_LovexXXxxXX May 8, 2019