Bonertits

When a person's nipples, male or female, turn hard after being cold or being aroused. This hardening of the nipples can occasionally be seen through that person's clothing, giving way to humiliation. Usually, however when one person has a case of bonertits, others in that area also have the same symptoms, resulting in a bonertits party.

Steven: Check out those poppin' bonertits on Hannah over there...it must be freezing or something's on her mind.

Hubert: Holy Moly! I must say those are gargantuan! but wait I think I'm getting bonertits too!

Keane: Bonertits.. party of two!!!

by bonertittays April 13, 2011

bonetto

Bonetto is an Italian surname.

There have been many influential Bonetto's throughout history.

by Dan Bonetto February 27, 2008

Boneritis

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019

bonerstorage

Term used to describe any slutty girl.

Trish was at my party last night and fucked three guys she didn't even know, she is complete BONERSTORAGE!

by Barbiegirl007 April 22, 2006

bonertologist

The occupation of extensively inspecting male genitalia including length, girth, width, and stature and general bonertology; one who majors in bonertology; a boner-ssuier

"Doctor, doctor! My boner hurts!" "Don't worry son. I'm a bonertologist."

by Idiotas United November 7, 2013

Bonertoy

A young dude who is dating an old woman for the money but has to have sex with her too.

Yo did you see that old broad Terrace was with?

Yea man he’s such a bonertoy

by Vice420 December 5, 2018

bonertown

Something you say for punching someone in the face for no reason at all.

After punching Jake in the face, Joe screamed "Bonertown"

by Frank Duess March 15, 2007