Bluche

Bluetooth + Douche
A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.

There was a bluche in line in front of me at Starbucks.

by breonnagy October 24, 2007

bouchebag

noun. A portmanteau of "bourgeois" and "douchebag." A douchebag whose attitudes are amplified by their bourgeois lifestyle. Not to be confused with a yuppie, though many yuppies can be defined as such.

1: "There's nothing better than fine wine, you fucking simpleton. Now excuse me while I head off to Starbucks in my hybrid SUV..."

2: "Bouchebag!"

1: "Piss off!"

by the infinite wonder October 9, 2009

Bloch

When a person chokes on a penis while giving oral sex. Blow + Choke = Bloch

Dude I totally gave that chick a bloch last night.

by BSleepy June 13, 2010

bouchata

\bü-(,)chä-tə\
An alcoholic beverage consisting of any spirit(s) and the Mexican rice drink, horchata. Commonly made with vodka, rum, or tequila but any spirit will work because bouchata don’t care.

Are you okay to drive? I saw you drink like seven bouchatas.

by kualabee August 22, 2014

Blooch

A racist term for a black person, similar to nigger.

Fuckin' blooches, they can't drive for shit.

by Peter panic March 9, 2010

Bobby Bouchered

Tackling some one extremely hard as in "de-cleating them". References Adam Sandler's character in the movie Waterboy.

Dang, that linebacker just "Bobby Bouchered" that quarterback!

by flacker October 14, 2005

Blorch

To exhibit the symptoms of food poisoning; vomiting, barfing, non-ability to write sketch comedy.

"Eating bad clams is a sure-fire way to make sure you spend the weekend blorching."

by Smith&Kenny September 26, 2011