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Bloch

When a person chokes on a penis while giving oral sex. Blow + Choke = Bloch
Dude I totally gave that chick a bloch last night.
by BSleepy June 13, 2010
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1.a pretty psychotic animal usually kissing the ass of some guy with a big head
2.can be seen driving some punked up ford....dammit man, someone should slap yo mama and say "CHEVY" chevy is the way to go.
3.wants to be like skinz..
1.oh, i like your bike buddy, lets talk about choppers and wear the same shirts and hang out and be cool cause i like you man, but you are crazy.
2.oh that must be bloch, cause my girls panties just dropped.
3.oh look, its bloch, see how he tries to act and talk like some one else with lots of tattoos and a shaved head.....hmmmmm who are we talking about people
by inkaholic sex machine February 3, 2004
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hey sugarbear i love you......so therefore if you are a sugarbear you must be a bloch or if you are a bloch then you are definately a sugarbear
by inkaholic sex machine February 3, 2004
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Bloch

A great brand that specialises in dancewear.
‘Hey where did you get your leotard from?’

‘I got it from Bloch.’
by quockidyhq March 30, 2019
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1. To become so extremely relaxed to the point of ever so slightly resembling a gelatinous being like TheBlob or Flubber. Their pants possibly unbuttoned, lounging happily and content, molding to the furniture in pure relinquishment. Often have snacks, drinks, ect. and favorite form of entertainment at hand. Doesn't answer the door or phone during this period unless it's to improve the bloch experience whilst reveling in blissful peace.

2. Happily relaxed and sprawled out on a piece of furniture

3. Time to just lay sit/lay around and happily ignore world, often with your favorite beings.
"Let's just bloch tonight."

"She was too bloched out when I got there to want to do anything."

"After the great meal and long walk, the dogs and I just bloched out for the rest of the day."
by Czarina Tuppence Fe Winter January 16, 2022
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zach bloch

severe autism, horrible at csgo and loves russian gals, sometimes he thinks he is one himself
dang you're such a zach bloch
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kasper bloch

Is a really handsome guy, also known as Blochi the Bloch meister!
by Blochi June 9, 2017
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