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When a person chokes on a penis while giving oral sex. Blow + Choke = Bloch
Dude I totally gave that chick a bloch last night.
Bloch by BSleepy June 13, 2010
Words you can keep
1.a pretty psychotic animal usually kissing the ass of some guy with a big head
2.can be seen driving some punked up ford....dammit man, someone should slap yo mama and say "CHEVY" chevy is the way to go.
3.wants to be like skinz..
1.oh, i like your bike buddy, lets talk about choppers and wear the same shirts and hang out and be cool cause i like you man, but you are crazy.
2.oh that must be bloch, cause my girls panties just dropped.
3.oh look, its bloch, see how he tries to act and talk like some one else with lots of tattoos and a shaved head.....hmmmmm who are we talking about people
bloch by inkaholic sex machine February 3, 2004
hey sugarbear i love you......so therefore if you are a sugarbear you must be a bloch or if you are a bloch then you are definately a sugarbear
bloch by inkaholic sex machine February 3, 2004
A great brand that specialises in dancewear.
‘Hey where did you get your leotard from?’

‘I got it from Bloch.’
Bloch by quockidyhq March 30, 2019
1. To become so extremely relaxed to the point of ever so slightly resembling a gelatinous being like TheBlob or Flubber. Their pants possibly unbuttoned, lounging happily and content, molding to the furniture in pure relinquishment. Often have snacks, drinks, ect. and favorite form of entertainment at hand. Doesn't answer the door or phone during this period unless it's to improve the bloch experience whilst reveling in blissful peace.

2. Happily relaxed and sprawled out on a piece of furniture

3. Time to just lay sit/lay around and happily ignore world, often with your favorite beings.
"Let's just bloch tonight."

"She was too bloched out when I got there to want to do anything."

"After the great meal and long walk, the dogs and I just bloched out for the rest of the day."
Bloch by Czarina Tuppence Fe Winter January 16, 2022

zach bloch 

severe autism, horrible at csgo and loves russian gals, sometimes he thinks he is one himself
dang you're such a zach bloch

kasper bloch 

Is a really handsome guy, also known as Blochi the Bloch meister!
kasper bloch by Blochi June 9, 2017
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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