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bloch
1.a pretty psychotic animal usually kissing the ass of some guy with a big head
2.can be seen driving some punked up ford....dammit man, someone should slap yo mama and say "CHEVY" chevy is the way to go.
3.wants to be like skinz..
2.can be seen driving some punked up ford....dammit man, someone should slap yo mama and say "CHEVY" chevy is the way to go.
3.wants to be like skinz..
1.oh, i like your bike buddy, lets talk about choppers and wear the same shirts and hang out and be cool cause i like you man, but you are crazy.
2.oh that must be bloch, cause my girls panties just dropped.
3.oh look, its bloch, see how he tries to act and talk like some one else with lots of tattoos and a shaved head.....hmmmmm who are we talking about people
2.oh that must be bloch, cause my girls panties just dropped.
3.oh look, its bloch, see how he tries to act and talk like some one else with lots of tattoos and a shaved head.....hmmmmm who are we talking about people
bloch by inkaholic sex machine February 3, 2004
Related Words
bloch • Blochead • bloched • Bloche • blocher • blocher, kakker, schnorrer • bloching • Blochkin • BlochNess • blochness monstered
bloch
hey sugarbear i love you......so therefore if you are a sugarbear you must be a bloch or if you are a bloch then you are definately a sugarbear
bloch by inkaholic sex machine February 3, 2004
Bloch
Bloch by quockidyhq March 30, 2019
Bloch
1. To become so extremely relaxed to the point of ever so slightly resembling a gelatinous being like TheBlob or Flubber. Their pants possibly unbuttoned, lounging happily and content, molding to the furniture in pure relinquishment. Often have snacks, drinks, ect. and favorite form of entertainment at hand. Doesn't answer the door or phone during this period unless it's to improve the bloch experience whilst reveling in blissful peace.
2. Happily relaxed and sprawled out on a piece of furniture
3. Time to just lay sit/lay around and happily ignore world, often with your favorite beings.
2. Happily relaxed and sprawled out on a piece of furniture
3. Time to just lay sit/lay around and happily ignore world, often with your favorite beings.
"Let's just bloch tonight."
"She was too bloched out when I got there to want to do anything."
"After the great meal and long walk, the dogs and I just bloched out for the rest of the day."
"She was too bloched out when I got there to want to do anything."
"After the great meal and long walk, the dogs and I just bloched out for the rest of the day."
Bloch by Czarina Tuppence Fe Winter January 16, 2022
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zach bloch by ANon32190312037891372173212936 June 2, 2017
kasper bloch
kasper bloch by Blochi June 9, 2017
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