BitchCon

The BITCH readiness CONdition (BitchCon) is a measure of the female activation and readiness level. It describes progressive postures for interpersonal use. BitchCons are matched to the situations of severity. Standard peacetime protocol is BitchCon 5, descending in increasingly severe situations. BitchCon 1 represents expectation of actual imminent attack, and should only be declared in the most critical circumstances.

"My man forgot to take out the trash again, and he left his dishes in the sink."

"Looks like you better go to BitchCon 3 to get things done around your house."

by Margaret C. January 7, 2009

bitchband

A man that is married to a bitch. A pittiful husband cursed with a bitch for a wife.

She's a bitch and he's her bitchband.

by Kim Schneider July 14, 2006

Bitchfinder

1. Anything that can and will attract ladies
2. A weapon that put into the right hand will seek out and kill the "bitches".
3. Any weapon on call of duty 4 with the grenade launcher attached to it.

1. "Dude this new phone is a bitchfinder!, i've been getting bitches numbers all night.
2. "He is good with that bitchfinder."
3."I just bitch found that guy!"

by Car2nlover October 9, 2008

bitchmade

To have bitchlike qualities or to follow the orders of a bitch. To be lower than a man.

Quit acting bitchmade! Hold your head up and get some balls between your legs.

by DJ Glaze December 22, 2003

bitchmove

unfair, cowardly

Used to bring more feeling to a situation, mostly anger can be used casually

1. Yo teacher thats a bitchmove taking my marks back
2. Yeah that guy did a bitchmove running from the fight

by Glitta da Shining Nigga February 27, 2008

bitchmaid

A male who carries himself less than a man.

Jay-Z is Bitchmaid. His heart is pumpin' shit 'cause the truth an't in him!

by Big_Manish June 21, 2005

bitchgoddess

The desire of, or obsession with, wealth or material things without regard to the consequences. Often used as "worship of the bitchgoddess"

Bill worked all the overtime he could get to enable his worship of the bitchgoddess, though all the new cars, houses, and pretty baubles couldn't save a dying marriage...or a dwindling bank account.

by RogueWarrior1957 November 11, 2006