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Ditchfinders 

Vehicle tires of such unpredictable tendencies or dangerously low ability, they shouldn't be used for more than mundane commuting and sometimes not even that. Budget tires from new or little-known manufacturers that receive universally bad reviews are often called this in Great Britain and Australia, yet the term can be used to describe any tire that due to behavior, design, or condition (i.e., bald), are likely to cause a compromise, if not a total loss of control with relatively little provocation.
"Few things would say idiot, much less poseur quite like putting ditchfinders on your sports car."
Ditchfinders by FXnerd November 4, 2012

Witchfinder General 

Kickass early 80's NWOBHM band. Best album is Death Penalty, best song is Free Country.
God damn I wish Witchfinder General would reunite and do a US tour!!!

bitchtender

a bartender who only caters to women and try's at all costs to kick out sober men who are with the good looking women. His only goal is to cockblock; to improve his chances of getting laid every night.
A: Where'd u go

B: Security just came and told me to leave cuz this bitchtender thinks im to drunk; he just wants my chick.
bitchtender by brizzie June 24, 2011

Bitchfixer

Similar to a girlfixer. She is a bitch fighter. Fights girls who cause problems to friends, or sorts of 'drama'. Often called upon by male friends who need another girl taken care of.
Guy one: Dude, this bitch wont stop fuckin sayin shit about my girl.
Guy two: call up Cali, shes a bitchfixer.
Guy one: good idea!
Bitchfixer by Audrawrr July 12, 2009

bitchunderstanding

When 2 women who don't get along with others, decide to join forces for a mutual benefit. They form an "understanding" with each other, and support each other's efforts to create problems for the person or people they don't like.
Sarah and Diane both hate Kayla, so they made a Bitchunderstanding to make her look bad in front of their boss so she will get fired.

BitchXander

A term used for describing: A big loser, who doesent know anything about anything. Often smells bad aswell.
You saw that weirdo yesterday?
Ya, he was bit af a BitchXander, right?
BitchXander by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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