Asswacked

That feeling when all the illegals hit u at the one time and u sit there and come to the realisation that you are in fact asswacked

Man I’m asswacked in the abbey Boyle changing room will u giz us a lift home

by Liltlover69 October 27, 2020

Asswater

low quality american beer. Or in most cases, american beer. Hell, it can be any bad beer.

damn this (insert crappy beer name) tastes like asswater.

by devillock June 30, 2006

asswanger©

A man whom uses his member in the act of any heterosexual or homosexual anal insertion.

George D. Bush is an asswanger©

by Antonius Molinum. Iames luvdi August 2, 2006

asspacker

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

by FraserFras May 20, 2005

asswank

A term used to describe people who are generally 'asses' who tend to make a complete 'wank' out of themself.

tell your bf he's an asswank.

by Nick32 February 9, 2006

Assjacker

A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.

Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

Assjacker

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.

Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.

by redisgood September 13, 2003