Asscake

A mean, ignorant and insensitive person who makes a complete ass of themself.

Person 1: That guy is such an asscake!
Person 2: Yeah I know!

by Teaflowers June 28, 2010

asspacker

Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.

Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.

Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!

by FraserFras May 20, 2005

Asscake

When you take a dump that has the consistency of cake mix after eating nothing but alcohol the night before.

"Dude, i got totally wasted last night. When i had a dump this morning is was Asscake!"

by tenbadgers November 6, 2009

Asscastle

1. A fictional place created on Saturday Night Live, refering to Beauty and The Beast's castle.
2. A kid thats an asshole, but one so big that you have to use something huge like a castle.

1. Belle: I hope you have fun in your Asscastle!
Beast: How does she know we call it an Asscastle?

2. Samantha: Jeeze, Aaron is such a jerk.
Dorian: I know, right? He's an asscastle.

by whatttttttttttttttttttdfasdf November 28, 2010

Assjacker

A heterosexual male who likes to give it to his girl in her 'other' hole down there.

Hey Suzie, my man Tyrone is a grade-A assjacker; he was working my brown hole all night.

by Anonymous July 3, 2003

Assjacker

any individual who enjoys shoving random or non-random objects up the arsses of living things.

Tony got assjacked with a midget gimp in a Taco Bell Drive-Thru! The midget is currently in the Assjacker Hall of Fame.

by redisgood September 13, 2003

Asscandle

Normally referring to an individual with homosexual tendancies, who has a history of cheating on his fiance

Ash, you cheated on your fiance, you fucking asscandle

by Victor February 24, 2005