Wonk

A person of no interest who has no interest in anything and leads a boring life where the only interest is money and the unnaturally selfish need to increase wealth.

Scrooge, Wonk

by Rogue7 February 03, 2010

Wonk

An exclamatory phrase used when a statement or action has been recently put forth which is not deserving of merit. (Best performed at a distance to achieve an echo effect)

"Dude, Punk music is kinda sweet."
"Wonk!"

by Jimmy Williams April 29, 2003

Wonk

The penetration of a Ditch Pig's carpet junk cousin.

I wonked that F###ing Ditch Pig in the Tradesman's entrance.

by Hung19812008 May 10, 2008

wonk wonk wonk

synonym for blah blah blah

So he starts telling me about his fratboy days, wonk, wonk, wonk...

by julie bing January 22, 2005

Wonk Wonk

another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package.

by SceneCat in Florals October 09, 2008

wonk wonk

The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"

by spiridon December 29, 2008

Wonking

Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.

We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside.

by Chadbing September 03, 2012