Jordan Witzigreuter

The front-man for the band The Ready Set, also an extremely nice person. He creates all the music on his CD's including "I'm Alive, I'm Dreaming" featuring "Love Like Woe." On top of all that he also is very good looking.

Girl: Whoa! Jordan Witzigreuter is hot!
Other girl: Yeah! Too bad he's married to Morgan Nurmi!

by TheReadySetFan January 10, 2011

Jordan Witzigreuter

lead singer for the band The Ready Set
also known in punk bands and to have a big penis

wow that jordan witzigreuter from the ready set was hot in there last night

by TravisRountreeLover June 9, 2011

Wietering

The act of surfing the internet searching for abnormal, bizarre and sick human activities, mostly sexual related (for example docking, fooping, dutch rudder, etc.), while controlling the keyboard with one hand and juggling the willy with the other hand. Wietering is the literal translation for the Dutch word "Pieteren", because in Dutch a willy is commonly referred to as a "Piet".

James: Why is he looking so strangely at his computer screen?
Katie: I only see one hand on his keyboard, so he's probably wietering.

by Punani Master April 26, 2014

weitzner

The OG niggas of staten Island

Watch out for anyone who's last name is weitzner they will take your bitch/hoe

by Sanster the milf fucker October 25, 2020

Weitz

When someone suddenly looses all common sense and street smarts that it seems like the have a disease.

Lila came down with the weitz, she didn't know what a gang bang is.

by *Big J* March 10, 2022

Ms.Wetzel

The mother of Satan. taker of phones. Crusher of dreams. Eater of butts. giver of chores
If you meet a Ms.Wetzel run immediately and pour holy water on your self to cleanse her germs

Kid"Literally exists"
Ms.Wetzel" NoW YOu MuST DiE"

by drobyboi December 20, 2019

Wetzel

To rip someone off; to jip someone out of money.

Did John Wetzel you out of your money again?

by Sajak February 11, 2013