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Witzy just shit on me on boxfights

Synrix always beats Witzy
Witzy by Synrix June 1, 2020
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three people needed male or female in a tight space..so you are getting a blowjob while laying on your back face fucking the guy on his knees then the guy that sucks your dick gets his ass eaten out by another guy who is getting his ass fingered and getting jerked off by the guy face fucking the other dude.. then if you like you all cum on each others resulting in a frosty wetzle
while me and my friends felt like getting it on so we all went into the dressing room of a store and we wetzled each other
wetzle by Ben Woo April 23, 2010

Pete Wentz 

pete wentz is an emo legend. his eyeliner could literally kill a man. he was born on June 5, 1979, the emo chistmas.
"dude why did you buy all that eyeliner?"
"I must please the emo god, Pete Wentz."
Pete Wentz by hirohamada April 24, 2015
The modern wentzing began on twitter, summer 2013; it became a huge fad in the Fall Out Boy fandom. Wentzing is when someone tweets a misleading caption with a photo attached, and when the victim opens that tweet, they get an eyeful of Pete Wentz's (leaked) nudes. The meaning of this is to not only shock the victim, but (hopefully) people around, near, or next to the victim will also get wentzed, and accidentally wentzing your grandma has got to come with a good reaction. This spread like wildfire and now everyone, even famous people, know what wentzing is. People such as Patrick Stump and Dan Howell have been wentzed.
in school
Teacher: Today class, we are going to learn about....
teacher turns on projector, showing pete's nudes
Teacher: WENTZING!!!!! XD
Student: damn it, not again!!! That's the fifth teacher that wentzed us this week!
entire class facedesks
Wentzing by queen! of wentzing January 20, 2014

wentzbag 

Synonym for douchebag. Became more common after Fall-Out Boy's bassist said that his name seems to have become synonymous with "douchebag"
"The president is such a wentzbag"
wentzbag by ErikShocker January 17, 2009
Another word for hipster, but considered less affectionate and much more derogatory. A fairly new word, believed to be derived from a combination of the words 'write' and 'shit', possibly as a slur to a person who thinks they have artistic and creative ability but actually have none.

A 'writz' is a kind of hipster, only even more annoying. They have no courage of their convictions, purporting to support anything that isn't 'mainstream' but instantly giving up on it the moment someone else expresses a similar viewpoint. They have no real friends, just other 'writz'.

Quite possibly the worst kind of people, spending all day criticising things they know nothing about, while hypocritically being and doing all of what they claim to detest at the same time. Totally gutless, unable to confront people directly on issues instead choosing to moan when someone isn't around, manipulative, wannabe intellectual. Just an utter waste of space that looks down on other people, only to eventually return home to their rich parents while still maintaining the world that they are tough and independent. Claims to be better than everyone at everything,, but actually can't do anything particularly well. A 'writz' probably won't go to work much, wasting all day doing pointless crap like yoga or pumpkin carving.

If you get a 'writz' as a house mate, it's best to either kick them out or kill them and feed them to Canadian black bears.
"What's her problem, always talking down to everyone?"

"Oh, yeah, she's a bit of a writz. Just ignore her, she'll sod off eventually. Or die. Preferably the latter."
writz by YourHousematesAllHateYou November 21, 2011