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When someone suddenly looses all common sense and street smarts that it seems like the have a disease.
Lila came down with the weitz, she didn't know what a gang bang is.
Weitz by *Big J* March 10, 2022
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Witzy just shit on me on boxfights

Synrix always beats Witzy
Witzy by Synrix June 1, 2020
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three people needed male or female in a tight space..so you are getting a blowjob while laying on your back face fucking the guy on his knees then the guy that sucks your dick gets his ass eaten out by another guy who is getting his ass fingered and getting jerked off by the guy face fucking the other dude.. then if you like you all cum on each others resulting in a frosty wetzle
while me and my friends felt like getting it on so we all went into the dressing room of a store and we wetzled each other
wetzle by Ben Woo April 23, 2010

Pete Wentz 

pete wentz is an emo legend. his eyeliner could literally kill a man. he was born on June 5, 1979, the emo chistmas.
"dude why did you buy all that eyeliner?"
"I must please the emo god, Pete Wentz."
Pete Wentz by hirohamada April 24, 2015
The modern wentzing began on twitter, summer 2013; it became a huge fad in the Fall Out Boy fandom. Wentzing is when someone tweets a misleading caption with a photo attached, and when the victim opens that tweet, they get an eyeful of Pete Wentz's (leaked) nudes. The meaning of this is to not only shock the victim, but (hopefully) people around, near, or next to the victim will also get wentzed, and accidentally wentzing your grandma has got to come with a good reaction. This spread like wildfire and now everyone, even famous people, know what wentzing is. People such as Patrick Stump and Dan Howell have been wentzed.
in school
Teacher: Today class, we are going to learn about....
teacher turns on projector, showing pete's nudes
Teacher: WENTZING!!!!! XD
Student: damn it, not again!!! That's the fifth teacher that wentzed us this week!
entire class facedesks
Wentzing by queen! of wentzing January 20, 2014

wentzbag 

Synonym for douchebag. Became more common after Fall-Out Boy's bassist said that his name seems to have become synonymous with "douchebag"
"The president is such a wentzbag"
wentzbag by ErikShocker January 17, 2009
Another word for hipster, but considered less affectionate and much more derogatory. A fairly new word, believed to be derived from a combination of the words 'write' and 'shit', possibly as a slur to a person who thinks they have artistic and creative ability but actually have none.

A 'writz' is a kind of hipster, only even more annoying. They have no courage of their convictions, purporting to support anything that isn't 'mainstream' but instantly giving up on it the moment someone else expresses a similar viewpoint. They have no real friends, just other 'writz'.

Quite possibly the worst kind of people, spending all day criticising things they know nothing about, while hypocritically being and doing all of what they claim to detest at the same time. Totally gutless, unable to confront people directly on issues instead choosing to moan when someone isn't around, manipulative, wannabe intellectual. Just an utter waste of space that looks down on other people, only to eventually return home to their rich parents while still maintaining the world that they are tough and independent. Claims to be better than everyone at everything,, but actually can't do anything particularly well. A 'writz' probably won't go to work much, wasting all day doing pointless crap like yoga or pumpkin carving.

If you get a 'writz' as a house mate, it's best to either kick them out or kill them and feed them to Canadian black bears.
"What's her problem, always talking down to everyone?"

"Oh, yeah, she's a bit of a writz. Just ignore her, she'll sod off eventually. Or die. Preferably the latter."
writz by YourHousematesAllHateYou November 21, 2011
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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