torking

Toking and porking. Smoking marijuana and having sexual intercourse

Jenna is torking joe as we speak.

by Torking July 2, 2017

Turkitten

When a kitten is stuffed inside of a turkey and cooked to purrrfection. This is traditional American Thanksgiving food, non-americans. They just don't want you to know about it. Also, it is possibly the most delicious thing ever, provided you like eating hair and hearing the sounds of kittens burning to death.

little girl: Turkittens! Inspired by... Turkittens!

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Alex: Have you seen boots?
Tex: Yep. He sure made a great Turkitten!

by yourmomscheese January 30, 2010

Tortita

A smaller version of a Torta, usually a girl that has a few extra pounds on her.

Josie used to be thicc, but after she got into a relationship, she’s becoming a Tortita!

by -unknown_guy- August 16, 2021

Torits

Best Egyptian bedwars player

Torits the best best egyptian bedwars player let alone best african

by threehours April 7, 2022

Anti-turkite

Individuals who do not eat turkey on Thanksgiving and Christmas

I offered a Thanksgiving turkey fdinneror to my co-workers on and they didn't eat it because they're anti-turkites

by Stacie Sanchez December 14, 2017

muichiro tokito

hey guys wanna see some real shii??
(inserts koyoharu gotouge dumping trauma onto a amnesiatic young 14yo boy who forgors everything they say and do and act and only remembers how to fall asleep and never wake up again.)

(for muichiro tokitos experience on falling asleep and never waking up again please refer to the manga at chapter 176)
(dwww guys muichiro just forgot how to wake up again my baby :3333)

..im not delulu and definitely did not cry my balls out after their experience.. ..ok?

person 1: hey, muichiro tokito is so cute!! i want to see their character development, and how they'll live their life on, i think their gonna live on and have a happy ending :D
koyoharu gotouge: bozo u wish

by flayie July 9, 2023

tomkitten

Nickname given to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' baby, Suri. It is a play on the word, "TomKat", which is a combination of Tom and Katie's first name.

After the TomKitten was born, Tom Cruise ate the placenta.

by Urbanonymous_Poster May 2, 2006