Turkitten

When a kitten is stuffed inside of a turkey and cooked to purrrfection. This is traditional American Thanksgiving food, non-americans. They just don't want you to know about it. Also, it is possibly the most delicious thing ever, provided you like eating hair and hearing the sounds of kittens burning to death.

little girl: Turkittens! Inspired by... Turkittens!

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Alex: Have you seen boots?
Tex: Yep. He sure made a great Turkitten!