tofu

Bean curd most commonly ate by vegetarians. Even though it is a white, cheese-like block, it is a substitute for meat to non-carnivores. It is very high in protein and tastes delicious

Tofu is the perfect substitute for meat to a vegetarian, not to mention good-tasting and healthy.

by TuxifieD September 5, 2005

tofu

(noun)originally, a womans sexual flesh;
in Chinese and in dual Chinese-American culture, "tofu" refers to the flesh, particularly the sexual flesh;
in modern use, it is used by a man or a woman when one of them physically attempts to 'get some skin';
is a playful sexual term ; the Chinese and Chinese American version of "get some ass", or "cop a feel".

Man and a woman physically cloese, on a date or s/th, the man subtly tries to get his hand on the womans breast: the woman in this situation says playfully " Hey! Are you trying to eat my tofu?!"
In Chinese the expression is " Ni xiang chi wo tofu ma?!"

by taoteqingren January 6, 2008

tofu

(taboo) an offensive word used to describe a heterosexual man

All tofus are the same: squishy, unattractive and taste bad.
What's the tofu doing in a gay bar?

by PantheraTigrisTigris June 8, 2014

tofu

Gelatinous, pretty much flavorless hunks of bean curd. Good addition of (some, but not all kinds of) protien to a vegetarian diet, and it can be flavored pretty easily.

Ever since I became vegetarian, I started eating more (free range) eggs, nuts, mushrooms (heh), and tofu!

by Mike December 29, 2003

tofu

= Lesbien Sex, i.e lacking meat

Did you get your TOFU last night

by delemma113 January 17, 2007

ToFu

Not bad at all. Certainly better than eating cooked flesh...

Tofu isn't bad. Make fun of me all you want for it.

by annonomous or however its spelled July 12, 2005

tofu

one level above styrafoam, one level below cardboard

you want me to eat tofu?!?

by Mutley the dog December 19, 1999