TOFU

Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite

"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

TOFU

Ghetto slang acronym for the following phrases:

1. To Fuck Up
2. Totally Fuck Up
3. Too Fucked Up(or Totally Fucked Up)
4. Too Old For You

1. Yo biatch, gimme back d'ose G to da Bizzears 'fore I'm going TOFU yo trick ass self!

2. Ayyo, tonite I'm gonna TOFU dat niggapotamus fo' tryin ta sleep wit ma girl!

3. *crying* My momma's bernie, yo. Breast cancer. This is just TOFU!

4.

High School Kid 1: Yo mah dogg, our new english teacher be so dayum hot, I wanna be a man and make da bitch moooaaaan!

High School Kid 2: Nawww G, she being about 30 and you 18 years old, dat woman be TOFU!

by Mark H September 08, 2004

tofu

bean curd, that is good with everything, meat for vegans

fried tofu...mmmm TASTY!

by BeeCee June 20, 2005

tofu

A bean-curd that is created in Asia. Its tastes really good. Even tastes better in stews and/or kimchi

Tofu is perfect in stews or kimchi.

by Azn Man July 15, 2006

tofu

The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.

Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

Tofu

Troll beef; To have fake beef with someone or something; The opposite of beef(ing)

"Don't worry, they're not actually upset at each other. It's just some tofu for the crowd."

by DrRwWwWrRr December 25, 2021

tofu

bean curd that tastes good accompanied with italian dressing.

my cat stole some of my tofu

by xkilledxwithxaxsmilex December 24, 2003