Kardashian

A kardashian is a unit of measure representing 72 days of marriage

My Parents are on their 23rd kardashian

by .M.D.R. November 19, 2011

kardashian

(adj.) what results from pimping oneself out in the context of lowest-common-denominator pop-culture, selling yourself to all comers, living a life completely constructed and organized for this purpose

"The catering was free, 'cuz they promised to mention her in US magazine..... Man, how Kardashian is that?"

by dégoûté August 23, 2011

Kardashian

The biggest skank to walk the earth. An asshole who twerks and shows off her ass. GET A LIFE BITCHHHHHHHH

Dayum,Quit being a kardashian!

by Femmefatality115 August 9, 2015

kardashian

someone who is absolutely worthless and yet they become more successful than those who actually contribute to society.

Televangelists make more money than teachers. They are such kardashians.

by BuffcoatandBeaver August 27, 2013

kardashian

A dickhead who acts like he/she has everything in the world and is way richer than society when he/she has not even reached the age of 18

Me: Ugh. Kim can be such a kardashian somtimes

You: I know right

by leonides11 August 7, 2014

Kardashian

n. A toxic blight on humanity.

Waste anymore money like that and you'll end up a Kardashian.

by ItsBozzie December 28, 2011

Kardashians

A messed up family that nobody really cares about except lame middle-aged women with no life.

Mike: Dude does anybody even care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom, dude.

by yuareyou August 5, 2012