Kardashians 

A measurement of time for relationships; 72 days is equal to 1 Kardashian.

Daughter: We're getting married!!!

Mom: What? Married!? You two have barely been together for a year! That's crazy!!!

Daughter: Oh, whatever Mom, that's like 5 Kardashians!!!

Kardashians by VoiceOfGosh November 3, 2011

Kardashians 

A messed up family that nobody really cares about except lame middle-aged women with no life.

Mike: Dude does anybody even care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom, dude.

Kardashians by yuareyou August 5, 2012

Kardashians 

An oberpopularized, messed up family that nobody really gives a shit about except middle-aged women.

Mike: Does anybody really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only your mom.

Kardashians by manyou August 5, 2012

Kardashians 

Huge fake boobs.

Look at Nicole's huge Kardashians!

Kardashians by WhenIRap August 3, 2010

Kardashians 

A messed family that nobody really cares about except middle-aged women.

Mike: Does anyone really care about the Kardashians?
George: Only yoir mom, dude.

Kardashians by winwinmomatter August 5, 2012

Kardashians 

a family who are made out of plastic

oi, if them Kardashians end up in the ocean they would just float lol

Kardashians by mara. October 29, 2020

Kardashians 

Like palm trees. They're pretty but do what purpose do they serve?

Guy 1: Bro, did you watch Keeping Up With The Kardashians last night?

Guy2: Haha palm trees

Guy 1: What?

Kardashians by fattynooblife June 27, 2018