Slumpernitches

Horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the Destin sun.(2) Extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only Dill pickles, not Kocher pickles.

"My slumpernitches so bad." "I need a pickle jar more than anything in the world."

by Madeline Bruns & Kevin Martin August 31, 2008

slumper

a person who slumped. A person who is doing something that is lame, embarrassing, rude, annoying, or anything less than perfect.

"omg last night you were SUCH a slumper!"
"I can't believe you did that, slumper."

by completeslumper January 17, 2017

Skumper

A low Life loser who never wants to do anything fun. He/she always sits on there ass's watching tv or on the computer.a.k.a lowlife

"you never want to do anything, Your a Skumper!"

by Mark April 26, 2003

bumper skrumper

someone that is very annoying and a pain in the ass

you're such a bumper skrumper fam

by the man joshy' January 30, 2019

Schlumper

A guy who puts something in his ass while cumming on a chick.

Dude, did u just put a candle up yur ass while u were cumming on me?

by schlumpmaster September 6, 2003

Shlumper

A fat ass turd.

Hey Rodrick, I gotta take a fat shlumper before school, aight big dawg?

by esbb228 February 2, 2022

slumper

a really really really ugly girl that causes ur dick to slump

this is the uglyest slumper i every fucked

by ben dover October 3, 2004