Shlumper

Hey Rodrick, I gotta take a fat shlumper before school, aight big dawg?

Shlumper by esbb228 February 2, 2022

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Shlumped

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.

Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.

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when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.

“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”

shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020

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When a group of people are smoking, drinking, lounging and bumping music into the early morning.

"I'm tired as hell, that slumper party was no joke"!!

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The action of when a well hung black male drops his flacid and elongated penis on the shoulder of an unsuspecting person.

Jamal Johnson gave little sheepish and meek blond Mindy a shoulder slumper so she could know his penis size. Mindy is a coal burner.

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When someone falls asleep or passes out during a social event or in a public area.

"Have you seen James recently?" "Ya, he's shlumped on the couch over there."

Shlumped by Devenk80 November 3, 2019

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The act of tricking someone into thinking or doing something. It is much catchier to say than trick, so we would recommend you use it.

Aw man, you just got slumperdoodled!
Im'a slumperdoodle that guy!

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