1 definition by Madeline Bruns & Kevin Martin

Slumpernitches

Horrible sun burn caused by the rays of the Destin sun.(2) Extreme horniness for odd objects that may only be cured and satisfied with a pickle jar that contains only Dill pickles, not Kocher pickles.

"My slumpernitches so bad." "I need a pickle jar more than anything in the world."

by Madeline Bruns & Kevin Martin May 24, 2006