stonking

British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful

According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"

by Kaworu April 12, 2005

Stonks

1) a meme, usually said after gaining or losing money or anything valuable in a stupid way.

2) stock market but for memes, stonk market.

1. I paid $8 an hour to park at work, where I get paid $7.25 an hour. *Stonks*

2. Dave: did you hear about this meme? Bob: I heard it went up 76% in the stonk market

by Creepycat18_YT July 5, 2020

shtoonk

yiddish for party pooper or kill joy.

it does NOT mean a fat lazy woman.

Myrna was excited about the Goldstein's get together but Harvey didnt want to go. He was being a shtoonk.

by greeneyedlady July 10, 2010

shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

by jeru411 October 12, 2005

Rip Van Shtinkel

A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.

Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.

by connorsji December 23, 2009

Shronk

A beautiful creature that lives on Mount Olympus with Zeus and his gang gang. He took over as the god king after the others saw his true form. Shronk is a savior he saved a young child from getting pushed off a mountain. Then he turned into the world's most practiced religion. With 6 billion people worshipping him every day. Shronk is unstoppable.

Tom: Hey you worship shronk too right?

Brad: Hell yeah! Who doesn't?

by SHRONK_THE_WALK January 1, 2020

stonkslobber

The act of filling your mouth to its maximum capacity with stanky dishwater and then spinning around while spraying your unsuspecting victims at the family gathering.

"I stonkslobbered 'em real good, you should've seen it. Smelled terrible too."

by Frungus Bungus November 26, 2020