Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009

shegging

Shegging is an advanced form of negging resulting in shagging.

The attribute of a shegger is the ability to put her down to make her go down.

Once you have mastered the ability to undermine a womans confidence, disarming her feline powers, only to use them against her, you are eligible for the title of a shegger. Negging is the tactic. Shagging is the goal.

Girl 1: Seamus was such a dick to you last night
Girl 2: Yeah i known, but ......
Girl 1: No way, did you sleep with him
Girl 2: I was proving him wrong. He said I would be a lazy lay.... fuck, he was shegging me

by Some mate1 October 22, 2017

shmaging

A stupid bitch that sucks at life.

Marquez you shmaging, you jerkin off in there?

by Matty Dee September 8, 2007

shmeening

"Raw dogging" husky German girls possibly in "da butt"

Kent was shmeening in the shower last night and had to hold his hand over her mouth.

by delhorno November 20, 2009

Shleggings

These bitch ass leggings start at the hips and end just below the patellas.

Her calves look hella toned in those shleggings.

by Thepatella April 26, 2015

Clam Shelling

A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.

Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"

Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”

by Fearfulcat November 22, 2015

shegging

The process of firing projectile eggs from your asshole.

Amateurs should use hardboiled eggs, working up to soft boiled, and eventually straight from the carton!

Yo Brandon, grab those eggs you just bought, we're goin' shegging!

by Antoine Simpson April 13, 2008