Shlorngry

The combination of sleepy, horny, and hungry. The worst combination imaginable. Too sleepy to fuck or eat. Too horny to sleep or eat. Too hungry to sleep or fuck. So you just lay there and slowly crumble away. The only way to fix the problem is to take care of two of the three things at once.

Shannon: Fuck me!

Zack: I can't! I'm shlorngry. Bring me some pie and maybe then.

by Wheatnik September 8, 2010

Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

shlong

a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020

Bong Shlong

When you smoke weed out out of a penis shaped Bong

Hey Its a Penis shaped Bong I did not know you smoked weed out of a Bong Shlong

by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 3, 2016

Ka- Shloon

Another way of saying thank you.

Heres your food

Ka- Shloon

You good bruh

Nah

by BruhBruhMoment February 14, 2020

shlong master 3000

someone who is a fag and is comfortable around dicks.

Hey shlong master 3000, get your dumbass over here.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Shlong Burgler

A serial killer who kills their victim and cuts off their shlong (dick) to either pleasure themself or just for the fun of it.

Newspaper heading: Local boy killed, genitals cut off.

Boy: HAHA! This serial killer is a Shlong Burgler!

by tittyfuck69 April 21, 2009