e-shanked

getting beat badly over the internet. The level above pwned, most of the time an insult.

e-shanked>pwned>owned

"yo man you just got e-shanked in halo!" or
"you know I e-shanked your mom last night"

by karl g January 8, 2008

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Get shanked

getting stabbed/owned. Usually yelled in a violent manner. Can be assoiciated with almost anything related to or in associated with hitting or wacking.(no homo)

GET SHANKED MOFO
dude chill out

by freakyfresh123 August 24, 2009

shanked the cat

To mess up the sistuation, to screw over a person or group of people by narking on them or mentioning someing to the wrong person. to tell a secret or reveal senstave information to people that could use it for blackmail.

"Damn Tommy, you really shanked the cat this time, why did you tell melinda that i was allergic to her perfume!"

"Don't shank the cat billy, don't mention that you are inlove with sally, OK!"

by LaidBackGuy1988 December 11, 2005

shanked

to pull one's pants down embarrisingly and unexpedly

My friend, Caroline got shanked by Cole at the soccer game.

by Caroline's BF November 8, 2005

Butt Shanked

To get raped in the ass whilst in prison.

Ralph had to have his rectum sewn back in after he was butt shanked by the whole Black Brotherhood in prison.

by Anal Czar September 10, 2010

Shlinked

When someone puts a bitch into the position of a slinky and pushes that mother fucker down the stairs

Bro I just shlinked that chik

by Extremis- May 9, 2022