schlitzed

To get wasted (drunk, or pissed if you're from England).

I don't know how I woke up in a rubbish bin, I must have been totally schlitzed last night.

by Chris August 28, 2003

schnitzengruben

code for sex

15 is my limit on schnitzengruben

by anonymous May 29, 2021

Schnitzelbank

1. A tool used for woodworking in Germany before the industrial revolution.

2. A humorous German song popular among German Americans interested in teaching German to their children.

"Ist Das nicht ein Schnitzelbank?"

by Richard Romo June 10, 2009

poop schnitzels

crappy, bad or unfortunate

Aw, poop schnitzels I forgot my homework!

by erikatori June 18, 2008

Schitzing

When one acts in a rageful, unpredictable manner.

Friend 1: 'Did you see his face, he was furious!'

Friend 2: 'Yeah, that motherfucker was schitzing out!'

by Angela83 April 19, 2009

Schnitzel job

when your bitch places a piece of schnitzel on your sack and takes a bite out of both.

Kim Kardashian, "i enjoyed giving you a schnitzel job last night. I hope that Klhoe doesn't find out."

Lamar, "Me to. My balls are still hurting a little though."

by schnitzel man December 24, 2010

Schnetzenfiegel

when a person has sex with animal then eats it

Robby:i schnetzenfiegeled that bacon i had for breakfast
Ben: Dude, that's fucking disgusting

by BERjesus August 20, 2008