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shh-pritz-n Noun.

abv. - 'schpritz'

Origin:
2010-2011. ME - Spritz, a spritzer. Deutsch.

A word of german language origin - similar meaning to that of semen, or spunk. Now used in popular English to describe the act of being impressed, aroused, happy, or ecstatic, upon seeing or tasting a person/substance/product. More commonly used to describe uncontrollable release of excitement or joy

Excuse me love, I think you have some schpritzen on your chin.

What the hell is all this schprizten in my coffee?!

If I saw her in lycra I swear I would schpritz in my pants immediately!

Schpritzen by LordTwattigan December 18, 2010

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schnitzengruben

A large German sausage.

More Schnitzengruben?

No thank you, fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben!

schnitzengruben by Lizard March 10, 2004

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schnitzengezungenhuyden

defensiveness mixed with dickishness masquerading as introspection

John Stewart would characterize Dick Cheney's tone in his interview with Jim Lehrer as schnitzengezungenhuyden.

schnitzengezungenhuyden by Svensticles February 26, 2009

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schnitzengruben

code for sex

15 is my limit on schnitzengruben

schnitzengruben by anonymous May 29, 2021

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schplitzer

a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.

A:The party last night was tight

B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.

A:My bad

schplitzer by Straight Funky March 4, 2008

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schpitzin

the act of schpitzing, or sweating heavily. usually from the groin or underarms. can be associated with jews when they see money.

its so hot in here i feel like a schpitzin jew.

schpitzin by zlacroix March 25, 2007

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schnitzengruben

In the context of Blazing Saddles, she is asking if he would like to drill/dig/carve another hole. That's why she is holding a rather large German sausage when she asks "Would you like another schnitzengruben?"
In other words, she wants to fuck again!

Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben

schnitzengruben by hausFrau February 25, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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