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shh-pritz-n Noun.

abv. - 'schpritz'

2010-2011. ME - Spritz, a spritzer. Deutsch.

A word of german language origin - similar meaning to that of semen, or spunk. Now used in popular English to describe the act of being impressed, aroused, happy, or ecstatic, upon seeing or tasting a person/substance/product. More commonly used to describe uncontrollable release of excitement or joy
Excuse me love, I think you have some schpritzen on your chin.

What the hell is all this schprizten in my coffee?!

If I saw her in lycra I swear I would schpritz in my pants immediately!
by LordTwattigan December 16, 2010
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
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