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shh-pritz-n Noun.

abv. - 'schpritz'

Origin:
2010-2011. ME - Spritz, a spritzer. Deutsch.

A word of german language origin - similar meaning to that of semen, or spunk. Now used in popular English to describe the act of being impressed, aroused, happy, or ecstatic, upon seeing or tasting a person/substance/product. More commonly used to describe uncontrollable release of excitement or joy

Excuse me love, I think you have some schpritzen on your chin.

What the hell is all this schprizten in my coffee?!

If I saw her in lycra I swear I would schpritz in my pants immediately!

Schpritzen by LordTwattigan December 18, 2010

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schnitzengruben

A large German sausage.

More Schnitzengruben?

No thank you, fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben!

schnitzengruben by Lizard March 10, 2004

schnitzengezungenhuyden

defensiveness mixed with dickishness masquerading as introspection

John Stewart would characterize Dick Cheney's tone in his interview with Jim Lehrer as schnitzengezungenhuyden.

schnitzengezungenhuyden by Svensticles February 26, 2009

schnitzengruben

code for sex

15 is my limit on schnitzengruben

schnitzengruben by anonymous May 29, 2021

schplitzer

a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.

A:The party last night was tight

B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.

A:My bad

schplitzer by Straight Funky March 4, 2008

schpitzin

the act of schpitzing, or sweating heavily. usually from the groin or underarms. can be associated with jews when they see money.

its so hot in here i feel like a schpitzin jew.

schpitzin by zlacroix March 25, 2007

schnitzengruben

In the context of Blazing Saddles, she is asking if he would like to drill/dig/carve another hole. That's why she is holding a rather large German sausage when she asks "Would you like another schnitzengruben?"
In other words, she wants to fuck again!

Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben

schnitzengruben by hausFrau February 25, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026