Schpritzen

shh-pritz-n Noun.

abv. - 'schpritz'

Origin:
2010-2011. ME - Spritz, a spritzer. Deutsch.

A word of german language origin - similar meaning to that of semen, or spunk. Now used in popular English to describe the act of being impressed, aroused, happy, or ecstatic, upon seeing or tasting a person/substance/product. More commonly used to describe uncontrollable release of excitement or joy

Excuse me love, I think you have some schpritzen on your chin.

What the hell is all this schprizten in my coffee?!

If I saw her in lycra I swear I would schpritz in my pants immediately!

by LordTwattigan December 18, 2010

schnitzengruben

A large German sausage.

More Schnitzengruben?

No thank you, fifteen is my limit on Schnitzengruben!

by Lizard March 10, 2004

schnitzengezungenhuyden

defensiveness mixed with dickishness masquerading as introspection

John Stewart would characterize Dick Cheney's tone in his interview with Jim Lehrer as schnitzengezungenhuyden.

by Svensticles February 26, 2009

schnitzengruben

code for sex

15 is my limit on schnitzengruben

by anonymous May 29, 2021

schplitzer

a schplitzer is generally a person who is late to notify his or her friends of social events such as parties and public beatings.

A:The party last night was tight

B:You didn't tell me about any party you fuckin schplitzer.

A:My bad

by Straight Funky March 4, 2008

schpitzin

the act of schpitzing, or sweating heavily. usually from the groin or underarms. can be associated with jews when they see money.

its so hot in here i feel like a schpitzin jew.

by zlacroix March 25, 2007

schnitzengruben

In the context of Blazing Saddles, she is asking if he would like to drill/dig/carve another hole. That's why she is holding a rather large German sausage when she asks "Would you like another schnitzengruben?"
In other words, she wants to fuck again!

Fifteen is my limit on schnitzengruben

by hausFrau February 25, 2009