Schmungry

Shit... I'm hungry!

Dude i was hungry 30 miles ago, now its gotten to the schmungry stage... i gotsta get my munch on before i hit fungry!

by DeAtH2SnItChEs February 22, 2009

Schmunder

The opposite of a schmuck. Usually describes a part of the female anatomy, but can also be used to refer to a female who is a complete idiot.

"Did you see her cut off the tip of her finger and stick it in the chili?"

"Yeah, what a schmunder."

by Nevadastu February 3, 2010

schmuntry cruise

Not so cryptic reference to the country cruise. Almost always employs the use of the pipe and the driving-with-the-knee-while-taking-a-hit. Most often occurs in a predefined loop, possibly one which has been used so many times it has its own nickname i.e. "green loop"

Im all done with class how bout we go on a nice schmuntry cruise

by SoberChinchillin June 20, 2011

Schmutzbert

You can call someone an idiot in a funny way if you use Schmutzbert. Schmutzbert is just used to joke around among friends. instead of ironically calling a friend idiot you can use Schmutzbert. So it's not a real insult

Du bist doch echt so ein Schmutzbert digga

by N1klas March 23, 2021

Schmutz

This word can be found in a Jewish Medical Dictionary. This is the stuff that comes out when a dermatologist lances a cyst on your body.

"Hey Doc what happened when you lanced that cyst on my back?" Doc- " Lots of Schmutz came out"

by SJL123 July 18, 2021

Schmundie

From the Yiddish for vagina & surrounding parts.

Slang for the C word, as putz is for penis and a dick/douchebag.

Quit bein such a schmundie , JC

by MandrinMark October 18, 2021

schmungussy

A schmungussy is a glooplier substance with high viscosity, funk and dexterity. If you eat it with a side of gloopin'schloop and black pudding it will give you a tightly feeling inside your rumpadumbdiddlybump. Enjoy this information at your own risk. Pleasure awaits you!

Do not make a fussy
When in comes the schmungussy
Such a delightful sight to see
It will fill you from head to toe with glee
Sit at the table, take a fork
No need to eat the pork
Because the side of schmungussy is on the rack
Eat it now, and don't look back

by I loooooove schmungussy March 7, 2023