schmeeken

It means what ever the fuck evan meant it to mean. Origin: from evan didnt i just say that dumb ho

schmeek SCHMEEK schmeeken my nigga.

by mr. wiggles December 15, 2004

Schmeegled

To get really intoxicated and harrass everyone in your path, wake up the next morning with a bad feeling of anixety and being apologetic.

Man you were Schmeegled last night man, you came over and told my mom to fuck off, then slammed 4 more beers and spit in lapo's (family dog) face man, then left.

by murdevil November 28, 2004

Boob Schmega

To squeeze the boob until the Montgomery goes as red as her nipple, then slap him in the face with it, breaking his nose.

After giving Mary a Dirty Sanchez, Billy copped a Boob Schmega

by Blanchy November 13, 2007

schmegal

A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!

Mike was a complete schmegal after another weekend of his usual behavior!

by beer stud May 8, 2008

schmeganella

The bacteria that causes schmeg to form.

Wow, your twat is a schmeganella factory!

by bigmuskie July 5, 2014

Shmeergan

A term of endearment for something or someone you; love, like, lust, appriciate, enjoy, want or need.

!. Aww Shmeergan your so cute.
2. Walk into a room and see your favorite chips sitting on the table...Shmeergan! (no explanation nessesary)

by Shaneski February 22, 2007

shmeganecca

1. the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or over sized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting low rider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.

2. Haters of Mumaw's who rule

Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser shmeganecca's just rolled into the club and not surprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fest and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.

shmeganecca sucks ass

by BlakeMumaw February 12, 2008