Boob Schmega

To squeeze the boob until the Montgomery goes as red as her nipple, then slap him in the face with it, breaking his nose.
After giving Mary a Dirty Sanchez, Billy copped a Boob Schmega
by Blanchy October 24, 2007
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Bertie Beetle

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant
i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!
by Blanchy October 24, 2007
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