Definitions by Blanchy

Boob Schmega 

To squeeze the boob until the Montgomery goes as red as her nipple, then slap him in the face with it, breaking his nose.

After giving Mary a Dirty Sanchez, Billy copped a Boob Schmega

Boob Schmega by Blanchy November 13, 2007

Bertie Beetle 

to squash a juicy bug in your wanking hand and using it as lubricant

i was lonely at work and a Christmas Beetle flew past so I gave myself a Bertie Beetle!

Bertie Beetle by Blanchy November 10, 2007