schmeeg 

A female who enters the party normally univited who is as ugly as they come..She is the token girl at every party who wears revealing clothes to find a little action when everyone at the party and often her knows that she will find none and that she will end up at the end of the day at her own place eating ice cream and watching tv and further progressing her schmeegness. Schmeegs are a serious problem and they effect all parties ranging from middle school dances to college frat ragers.

Tim-What the hell is that girl wearing? that shit is disgusting.
Rizzos- damn schmeeg....disgusts me.

schmeeg by JV recruit of FFB November 9, 2010

schmeeg 

a vape or nicotine device

Michael: Yo bro can I hit your schmeeg?

Quaid: Nah bro get your own rips

schmeeg by michaelvapez1628 September 18, 2022

Golden Schmeeg Award

When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.

"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."

"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."

Golden Schmeeg Award by loryyy June 25, 2009

Schmeag 

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

Schmegtastic Jack Martin 

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

Schmegtastic Jack Martin by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

schmenged 

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

schmenged by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

schmeedium 

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019