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A female who enters the party normally univited who is as ugly as they come..She is the token girl at every party who wears revealing clothes to find a little action when everyone at the party and often her knows that she will find none and that she will end up at the end of the day at her own place eating ice cream and watching tv and further progressing her schmeegness. Schmeegs are a serious problem and they effect all parties ranging from middle school dances to college frat ragers.

Tim-What the hell is that girl wearing? that shit is disgusting.
Rizzos- damn schmeeg....disgusts me.

schmeeg by JV recruit of FFB November 9, 2010

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schmeeg

a vape or nicotine device

Michael: Yo bro can I hit your schmeeg?

Quaid: Nah bro get your own rips

schmeeg by michaelvapez1628 September 18, 2022

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Golden Schmeeg Award

When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.

"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."

"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."

Golden Schmeeg Award by loryyy June 25, 2009

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Schmeag

Blakeley

Blakeley is a schmeag

Schmeag by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018

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Schmegtastic Jack Martin

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma

That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin

Schmegtastic Jack Martin by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020

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schmenged

when you gets a fugged over

ive been schmenged

schmenged by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

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schmeedium

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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