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schmeeg

A female who enters the party normally univited who is as ugly as they come..She is the token girl at every party who wears revealing clothes to find a little action when everyone at the party and often her knows that she will find none and that she will end up at the end of the day at her own place eating ice cream and watching tv and further progressing her schmeegness. Schmeegs are a serious problem and they effect all parties ranging from middle school dances to college frat ragers.
Tim-What the hell is that girl wearing? that shit is disgusting.
Rizzos- damn schmeeg....disgusts me.
by JV recruit of FFB November 9, 2010
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schmeeg

Michael: Yo bro can I hit your schmeeg?

Quaid: Nah bro get your own rips
by michaelvapez1628 September 18, 2022
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Golden Schmeeg Award

When somebody has truly and completely fucked up the night, usually due to their high drug and/or alcohol consumption.
"Someone pass this dude the Golden Schmeeg Award, he's magging all over the place."

"I definitely deserve the Golden Schmeeg Award after thinking I might die on those chems last night."
by loryyy June 25, 2009
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Schmeag

Blakeley is a schmeag
by Steven Spalldarph June 13, 2018
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Schmegtastic Jack Martin

A term often used for someone whom possesis a extreme amount of Schmegma
That lad over there he’s a full on schmegtastic jack Martin
by TheDogFondller May 28, 2020
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schmenged

ive been schmenged
by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003
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schmeedium

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb
Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.
by Riiiles June 8, 2019
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