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The noise a juicy fruit makes when you bite into it.
I bit into the grapefruit and got the juiciest squelch. It was SUPER satisfying.
Squelch by Sqelcher November 21, 2020
To shit, queef and belch at the same time.
Réénéé squelched in her boyfriend’s bathroom
Squelch by CharlieRomeo November 16, 2021
An onomatopoeia of the sound of a man's balls being crushed. Used primarily to indicate a feeling emasculation or otherwise general discomfort.
"Go squelch yourself" - A pejorative comment to another person, synonymous with "go f**k yourself"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"
Squelch by Darryl Evans May 5, 2022
The male version of a queef. But only occurs while masturbating.
Male1: You stroke me so good girl
Female1: You like that huh
Male1: Gonna have me Squelch with that action
Female1: what the hell does that mean
Squelch by IdeasMadeHere June 28, 2024
squelch is everything. a concept, a fact, a pronoun, a noun, an adjective, and everything else. it can be used to replace any word in any sentence, and make it more powerful due to squelch. it's a concept yet squelch is everything. we exist within it.
hey dude, have you squelched today? I love squelch so much! the squelch-copter awaits! I use squelch/squelchself pronouns. SQUELCH! I love squelchy fazsquelch!
squelch by Big_Men0001 June 12, 2024
A spiritual procedure in which a fetus is transferred from one woman to another because of a predicament involving incestual relations.
The calico critters had no choice but to squelch because one of them wanted to have a baby but no cis men were around.
Squelch by anonymous December 22, 2024