vag span

the width between the lips of the vagina. often found to be greater, the older and more experienced the woman is.

marc: "hey do you want to come round and play AoE2 tonight?"

callum: "nah, i'm busy pounding your mom"

marc: "mind if i join you?"

callum: "not at all, there's more than enough room, your mom has a mighty vag span."

marc: "yeah well she is a dirty whore."

by staygold47 April 15, 2010

span whack

Span whack is a term used to define someone who needs to be told off. A term used in an engineering factory to tell an apprentice off for doing wrong. Usually to be hit on the knuckles hands by a spanner or other tool.
Or most recently used to describe someone who does not know how to do the job as he has been beaten once to often

I’ll span whack you
Bloody hell Karen’s a right span whack.

by Captain cockwomble’s a meff August 23, 2023

Babe Span

Refers to how long an attractive/sexy female gathers attention from crowd.

Sable : Clara looks so fucking hot today.
Torres : Her Babe Span is on and will be extend for more than a day.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk February 09, 2015

Bat-Span

When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)

(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!

by SpicyBry January 26, 2022

C-Span

Highly accurate news, showcasing congress, that is super boring.

Why can't more people watch C-Span?

by Clutterofmass March 16, 2019

man span

The fleshy part between the ball sac and the anus

"Dude, I totally have to shave my man span."

by DuckButter01 April 24, 2009

C-Span

The noises related to the act of sex (i.e., "sexual congress," or "congress"), loud enough so as to be heard through walls, floors, etc., by other individuals.

As in "to have C-Span on," or "to be listening to C-Span."

I didn't get any sleep -- my roommate and his girlfriend had C-Span on all night long.

by Sturdypants May 15, 2007