Retromanny

A person who loves Microsoft games and uses Xbox the most. They tend to work out a lot and get lots of ladies.

Person: "I just ordered the Xbox series X! Man, I can't wait to play 2k!"
Person 2: "Wow, you're such a Retromanny! Anyways, lets go to the park later to exercise and play Pokemon Go."

by AMONGUSSUSSUS March 7, 2021

retropathy

A pathological yearning to go back in time.

He had squandered his youth and was now beset by retropathy, needing to do it again and do it better. He would quit his job, find his first car and buy it back, find his old girlfriend and they'd hit the road. He'd wake up one morning and be twenty again. He was sure of it.

by Monkey's Dad October 30, 2021

Retrodank

An absolute fool that has a crippling love of David Tennant, and never visits his children. People who use the alias Retrodank typically have a hand fetish and are extremely hypocritical.

Retrodank claims to hate sweatpants, yet he constantly wears a onesie with glued on ram horns.

by Noah Craig November 18, 2021

mercury retrograde

A three week period in which the planet Mercury to appears to be in backwards motion.

during this time human beings experience many adverse effects, such as memory loss, loss of time, loss of items, loss of virginity, loss of common sense. As for technology many unexpected glitches occur during this time, such as software crashes and emails getting lost

2000 November - Bush-Gore election
2006 July - Zidane head butts Materatzi in World Cup final
2006 July - Israel / Hezbollah brew ha ha
2006 July - Software companies experiences unforseen glitches

I can't believe Zidane headbutted that I-talian guy in such an important game, must be mercury retrograde

smart guy: Hey guys its August, we all made it through Mercury Retrograde without any glitches

co-workers: uhhh its July still.

smart guy: God damn it, MERCURY RETROGRADE

by justapaperbag July 26, 2006

retrowave

Synthwave with a dark dystopian cyberpunk noir aesthetic;

A sub-genre of synthwave.

"I really love new retrowave artists like Kalax, let's go snort some cocaine while we fuck around with VR now."

by 77913845 June 5, 2018

retroactive abortion

a legal medical procedure for the taking of ones life regardless of their age.

Joe is such a loser and disliked by so many people that he is the perfect candidate for a retroactive abortion.

by tellitizaman September 10, 2010

retrovate

To return to an earlier state, the opposite of renovate or gentrify.

The hippies spashed brown paint on the walls of their building, removed a door, and broke two windows in an effort to retrovate.

by Mr. Noah Tall February 19, 2011