procrastinaging

a blend of procrastinating and aging - procrastinating so hard you can actually feel yourself getting older while simultaneously (duh) not getting anything done, which is frustrating. an extremely advanced form of procrastination, usually incurable.

You should do something about that procrastinaging - it's beginning to show!

by spam07 November 27, 2013

Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"

Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017

procrastinaductive

procrastinating + productive

when one is procrastinating on a task to complete by being productive on another task

Sam had a procrastinaductive day as he updated his resume instead of working on his english paper.

by airbrutus November 29, 2017

Procrastinate

to put things off until last minute; what you are probably doing right now

Sally: OMG! I finished my history homework! Did you finish yours?

Bob: No... I'm procrastinating.

Sally: You always procrastinate! Bad boy!

by futymore December 18, 2009

procrastinate

The art of putting things off till you absolutely need to do them. Often by the motivation of a due date or someone constantly bitching to you past the point of human tolerance.

When I procrastinate my homework I feel good knowing the night before was spent getting trashed.

by rulvnthatwigs October 1, 2007

procrastinate

what you are doing right now.
get back to work

in response to accusations of grade inflation in the US colleges, alluc.org was developed to devastating effect. And by now my show is done downloading and I must get back to 'procrastinate' ing.

by johnsmith101 December 14, 2008

procrastinap

when you don't want to do your work, and you're also tired, you will take a short nap in the meantime and finish work later. one of the best ways to procrastinate.

I don't want to write this paper, so I'm going to take a procrastinap in the meantime.

by cold in here throw a coal at m April 21, 2009