procrastinaductive

procrastinating + productive

when one is procrastinating on a task to complete by being productive on another task

Sam had a procrastinaductive day as he updated his resume instead of working on his english paper.

by airbrutus November 29, 2017

Procrastiductive

To procrastinate by doing other productive things, just not the one thing you are supposed to be doing, e.g. doing laundry when you should be writing an essay.

A: Dude, I was so procrastiductive today. I've cleaned my entire room and organized my iTunes.
B: And?
A: ...and I have 300 pages of reading to do for tomorrow.
B: You suck at life.
A: Truth.

by Alice O. March 7, 2010

Procrastiductive

when the typical average human being procrastinates from doing a life's necessity to engage in a personally profound enterprise. Yet this individual is still doing something productive on a personal measure.

Parents: "Clean your room, do your homework, do your chores. You're procrastinating."
Me: (Setting higher life standards through the entertainment quality of my tumblr page therefore being a stupendous citizen and social network occupant, cultivating cultural interest through watching informative youtube videos and studying the patterns of human interaction and being socially involved through facebook)

...

"No. I'm being procrastiductive."

by Hendrikplantsoen September 2, 2013

Procrastinactive

adj - Having the quality of proactively procrastinating

Ex: Jayden is so procrastinactive! He received instructions for his final project and immediately declared that he would start next week.

by justjayds May 5, 2023