Procrassing

The act of causing yourself immense stress by procrastinating something until right before the deadline.

"I'm freaking out man, I've been procrassing all week, and I haven't even started the essay!"

by Nokris_the_hive October 19, 2017

procrastinate

What you are doing right now. Get the fuck going and finish your homework.

You. You procrastinate. You are the example.

by KingOfEmAll April 15, 2008

procrastinate

What most people do in their life from one time to another
You're probably doing it write now, I know I am

When you don't want to do work and you keep staring at it. You do something else and hope the homework fairy will come and do it for you...

I should be writing my essay, but I'm busing reading disturbing definitions. I really shouldn't procrastinate.

by donottouchthat February 5, 2013

procrastinate

How 75% of Urban Dictionary's are created.

I should be doing my History Review right now but I decided to procrastinate.

by Adam Hussey May 26, 2008

procrastigmatism

When you have a vision dysfunction that will overlook dirty dishes, peeling paint, the change oil light on your car, etc; because it is something you'll get to later. Really, you will.

I didn't even realize that I was out of clean plates nor that my sink was full of unwashed dishes. Curses, my procrastigmatism is acting up again! Sometimes known as a different, "convenient" form of lazy eye

by Gary Straynge November 4, 2012

Procrastinashit

Taking an extremely long shit (duration not length) in order to put off doing your work a little longer. Often accompanied by playing games on your phone

I didn't feel like doing my TPS reports so I took the longest procrastinashit ever, took about 1.5 hours.

by gregoriosyd October 23, 2011

Procrastinapping

Instead of tending to the matters at hand, you decide to have a "little" nap

-I should finish this history presentation, but im a little tired. Ill have a 10 minute nap and get this presentation over with

-Next day your friends are asking why you didnt finish the project, blame it on procrastinapping

by DrewBananie June 18, 2010