Presomination

A "semi-dream" someone has when A) they are about to fall asleep and B)about to dream. These are fairly easy to wake up from and can be aborted at any time.

"When I tried to go to sleep last night, I had a wicked good PRESOMINATION."

by Matazaron January 3, 2008

Iely Pussy Pressing Method Glitch

Something a Raffy would say while on vacation

Person 1: Yo Raffy those shordies over there look bad asf. Go rizz bro!
Raffy: What the Iely Pussy Pressing Method Glitch!

by Ddoxx2483 December 13, 2022

Pressing

A form of capital punishment in which weight is applied to the victim gradually. Sometimes if they divulge certain information, the weights will be lifted. In the last ten years gangs have began to bring it back into fashion. Giles Dory, in the 1692 salem trials, is known to have said, "More weight, please" as they added the last lethal stone.

Thug: Yo, boy, you keep talkin' shit we gon' press yo ass.
Punk: OH GOD PRESSING! *urinates on himself*

by Steagles February 15, 2006

possuming

Much more older than the above, going back at least to the '20s.

Possuming: The act of pretending to be unconscious, holding body, breathing and especially eyes still. Purpose normally is to hear what you normally wouldn't because the speakers think you're asleep.

"Sarah, quit possuming. We're going home." from Matryoschka Daughters

by Matryoschka Sarah March 30, 2016

Pressing

Intentionally being abrasive towards a situation or normally an individual.

Not overly going with what they’re saying.

Why are you pressing me for I said it was chill.

by Creps November 9, 2019

bitch pressing

Like bench pressing, except pushing one or more women up instead of weights.

Mike - "Wanna hit the gym later?"
Dan - "Nah. When I get home I'll be bitch pressing my girlfriend."
Mike - "Niiiiice."

by Corbin Zane T. September 24, 2009

Premming

The practice of speculating about top soccer players joining the English Premier League during the off season.

eg: Its summer again and goal.com has started premming about Ronaldo

Messi is not leaving Barcelona, stop premming

by Observer247 June 26, 2017