Presuming

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To speak as though something will happen in the future without certainty that it will happen

“I can’t wait to do this with you on this day, every year”
“Are you presuming?”

Presuming by Corn1234 June 5, 2018

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Presuming

To speak as though something will happen in the future without certainty that it will happen.

“I want to do this with you every year on the day”
“Are you presuming?”

Presuming by Corn1234 June 6, 2018

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Presuming

To speak as though something will happen in the future, without certainty that it will happen. Possibly having the hope that it will happen.

"I can't wait to do this with you every year, on this day."
"Are you presuming?"

Presuming by Corn1234 June 5, 2018

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TV Pregaming

To watch the season finale of a show immediately before watching the premier episode of the next season of the same show.

"I'll be watching the new How I Met Your Mother at 8, but I'm watching last season's finale before that."

"So you're TV Pregaming?"

"You know it, brother."

TV Pregaming by Organic Dan September 24, 2012

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pressing necks

(euphemism) giving someone a hickey

yo dawg, they were hella pressing necks last night. i can totally see the bruises on both of them

pressing necks by jhoer January 12, 2021

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Pickle Pressing

Pressing your wiener against a window.

"Stop pickle pressing and become a gentleman, son" - Bill Clinton

Pickle Pressing by idk idk idk idk idk idk November 10, 2016

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Preminger

absolute hottie and rich girl of all time

Preminger is amazing!

Preminger by m!ra March 30, 2020

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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