Presuming

To speak as though something will happen in the future without certainty that it will happen

“I can’t wait to do this with you on this day, every year”
“Are you presuming?”

by Corn1234 June 5, 2018

Presuming

To speak as though something will happen in the future without certainty that it will happen.

“I want to do this with you every year on the day”
“Are you presuming?”

by Corn1234 June 6, 2018

Presuming

To speak as though something will happen in the future, without certainty that it will happen. Possibly having the hope that it will happen.

"I can't wait to do this with you every year, on this day."
"Are you presuming?"

by Corn1234 June 5, 2018

TV Pregaming

To watch the season finale of a show immediately before watching the premier episode of the next season of the same show.

"I'll be watching the new How I Met Your Mother at 8, but I'm watching last season's finale before that."

"So you're TV Pregaming?"

"You know it, brother."

by Organic Dan September 24, 2012

pressing necks

(euphemism) giving someone a hickey

yo dawg, they were hella pressing necks last night. i can totally see the bruises on both of them

by jhoer January 12, 2021

Pickle Pressing

Pressing your wiener against a window.

"Stop pickle pressing and become a gentleman, son" - Bill Clinton

by idk idk idk idk idk idk November 10, 2016

Preminger

absolute hottie and rich girl of all time

Preminger is amazing!

by m!ra March 30, 2020