pretzel bender

someone who puts their knees on your side of the bed

taylor: "anna get your knees off my side of the bed you pretzel bender, I'm falling off!"

by I hate mushrooms December 16, 2016

These pretzels are making me thirsty

General expression of irritation

These pretzels are making me thirsty!!!

by Genku July 29, 2003

Pretzeldent Bush

On January 13, 2002 appointed U.S. "President" George W. Bush fainted after choking on a pretzel, gouging his head on a table.

"You really think that Pretzeldent Bush would know how to respond to a disaster?"

by Hugh Johnson September 21, 2005

underwear pretzel

The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.

You know its time to clean when there are underwear pretzels all over your bedroom floor!

by LN July 19, 2003

Pretzel cuddle

To cuddle so tight, with limbs entwined, you resemble a human pretzel.

Hey baby i want to be super close tonight, let's pretzel cuddle.

by VERUCKTER_MANN May 20, 2015

Bavarian pretzel

When a young lady seeks the company of three men. It requires unique bending, several sauces to dip multiple times, three holes and leaves a salty taste in your mouth.

The Bavarian pretzel we made last night was incredible

by Agmezb January 8, 2017

stanky pretzel

When you go down on a chick and find the smell of her vagina so abhorrent,, but she’s got you wrapped up in her legs like a pretzel.

Often leading to immediate withdraw of smell or tastes for weeks.

Man I have brushed and brushed my teeth but I can’t get the stanky pretzel smell out of my nose.

by Marshall tucker October 18, 2021