Pooping with the door open

An act of complete and utter superiority, usually preformed by the bravest people and Alphas.

Guy 1: Aw man, Jason is pooping with the door open again
Guy 2: What a fucking god

by ToteYote November 16, 2020

winnie the poohing it

Wearing only a shirt and no pants.

For example medical doctor visits requiring you to "take everything off from the waist down."

"How did your doctor visit go?"
"Well I felt a little weird just sitting there Winnie the poohing it!"

by Dblfun3 March 29, 2017

Pooping

The number one way any man can get out of doing any household chore.

"Honey can you do the dishes?"
"I can't sweetheart! I'm pooping!"

by TheDude5196 December 15, 2009

scooping what I'm pooping

When someone understands what you are trying to tell them.

Do you understand what i'm saying? Are you scooping what I'm pooping?

Man, he just doesn't get it. He's not scooping what I'm pooping.

by kusodekai_bcs April 20, 2010

Winnie the Pooping

When you poop with nothing but a t-shirt on

When you need full movement of your legs for an aggressive shit you’ll find yourself Winnie the Pooping

by DummDumm October 29, 2020

Pooking

When one is “tripping” due to consumption of THC. More specifically , when one is worrying about something that would be insignificant to a sober person(s)

Morgan..., you’re pooking.

by Keklan69 August 16, 2020

face-pooping

When you use facebook while on the crapper.

Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?

You: Yea, I was face-pooping.

by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009