phattitude

(noun) the possesion of one who is tight, as in cool, and opinionated.

That guy's got phattitude!

by Francesca January 14, 2005

platitude

A platypus's attitude, in a negative way.

"Man when I went to the zoo I was given some serious platitude!"

by ebkf October 22, 2007

Platitude

A measure inversely proportional to the amount of alcoholic beverage left in a glass. Hence, a full glass will have no Platitude, and yet an empty one will be full of Platitude.

Mark said, "I need another drink, this one's full of Platitude."

by Ed May 6, 2005

patitude

attitude that consists of extreme sass, huffiness, touchiness, and often smart-ass responses. A hybrid between a temper tantrum, a diva-like rant, and a pre-throwdown litany of profanity.

When James started complaining about the air conditioning in the car, claiming it was making his contacts dry out and his joints stiff, and repetitively asked that everything go his way, we told him to cut the patitude.

by kirstenruleslikewhoa May 8, 2005

Platitude

Innate ability to add to a boring conversation

I am on fire so i think i have been set alight by a platitude

by JAJBP July 6, 2017

Blattitude

Short for bringing less attitude: or bringing your level of attitude down; Taking the high ground Having a Regal attitude.

As the she changed from her hood attire into something more elegant, she displayed true blattitude.

by Rawesom August 17, 2007

splattitude

attitude one adopts upon being wrongfully enjoyed

i did not laugh at your " joke ", i laughed at you, Ridiculous, - it' SPLATTITUDE for you, Funnyman . . . .

by bluescreenbastard August 20, 2006